Have you purchased anything for her on her AmazonDotCom wish list yet?

I pledge that I will do so if she makes a pitch for us to her fans.

Yes, we need more porn fans here at Across the Boobies.

As for the wish list might I suggest either the Diamond Earings or the Rabit-headed dildo.

And according to the poll, only seven people like ATU. Just goes to prove that thing that someone somewhere said about poll results. Of course I haven't voted yet, still trying to make up my mind.

I think I know. I happen to have access to an amazing product called Trable. It decreases risk of heart disease by 47%. It was created by a friend of mine who is a certified medical doctor and inventor. All we need from a select group of forward looking investors is a nominal start up investment of $250 dollars and we need those few wise individuals to each recruit two other incredibly astute investors who also have access to $250. If those second tier investors are each able to interest two other investors in this amazing product the first tier of investors will recoup 300% of the single investor downpayment diveded by the total number of seventh tier investors. It is all really simple.

Finally, I understand an emoticon. The Pharaoh.

Yes, because of the Pyramid scheme......

That is a very cynical term. This is for a good cause, and there is the side benefit of almost curing heart disease. Do you have a Paypal account?

yes it's kissmyass@yahoo.com

I clicked on that link and my George Foreman Grill exploded. Where should I send the bill?

George Foreman grills are always going that... exploding grills are bloody dangerous (excuse my language)... bloody, bloody dangerous... let's just hope that the Taleban don't get hold of a job-lot of them.

Maybe they could ask the CIA, nicely, and get a discount? Just a passing thought that proved irresistible.