Please limit selection to first choice only.

Eddie feels bad about the lack of response to his ripper pool, so you can imagine how I feel.


I only asked this question because I've been told by several actual women that, had they ever become a distraction for their older sisters' boyfriends, the older sister would kill the younger in an instant.

I even asked the future Mrs. Pinz this question before we were married:

-- If Patrick fell for you, would Maggie kill you?

-- Oh, easily.