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President Obama
King of Pop
Gender:  Number of posts: 2916
Registration date: 2008-05-05
 |  Subject: Exclusive Casket  Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:17 pm | |
| The casket has been selected folks, and she's a beauty - 
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powerpete
Protector of Fuzzy Bunnies
Number of posts: 757
Registration date: 2009-06-13
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:18 pm | |
| What's it made of? _________________  I Have Pledged My Life To Saving The Fuzzy Bunnies From The Bad Toys Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - Blake |
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President Obama
King of Pop
Gender: Number of posts: 2916
Registration date: 2008-05-05
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:20 pm | |
| $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated, custom casket The casket -- ordered from Batesville Casket Company -- is called a Promethean and will feature a flame blue velvet interior and a hand-polished, mirror finish. This is the same casket used to bury James Brown... and is extremely rare.
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powerpete
Protector of Fuzzy Bunnies
Number of posts: 757
Registration date: 2009-06-13
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:23 pm | |
| Well, no rotting for that baby. So are they gonna embalm the body? _________________ I Have Pledged My Life To Saving The Fuzzy Bunnies From The Bad Toys Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - Blake |
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Richard W
Number of posts: 96
Registration date: 2009-06-17
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:03 pm | |
| | Quote: | | This is the same casket used to bury James Brown. |
Couldn't they afford a new one?
And, more importantly, what did they do with Mr Brown's skeleton? |
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Uncle Thadeus Ramone Esq.
Thumble Snowglobe
Number of posts: 1985
Registration date: 2008-05-18
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:23 am | |
| I don't know much about the guy. Did he play any instruments? What was his favorite book? Did he drink Kesslers? Did he own any elephants? Did he bone Brooke Shields? Is it true that all of his ceilings were carpeted? Had he ever been to Iceland? Where those really his hands on the famous Janet photo? Did he ever prank phone call anyone? Was he really in a mental institution with Homer Simpson? Did he like English Muffins? What happened to his nose? Did he keep a diary? Did he know that Uri Geller was a fraud? Did he think that John Wayne was a jackass and his movies were terrible? Why did he stop releasing albums? Why are people so interested in him? Odd.
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'Hmm, looks rabid'-El Delecto
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President Obama
King of Pop
Gender: Number of posts: 2916
Registration date: 2008-05-05
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:28 am | |
| He enjoyed the poetry and ruminations of the sage Rabindranath Tagore.... he has been to Iceland many times ... Emmanuel Lewis was his close personal friend .... he lives in our hearts and our memories ...
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Uncle Thadeus Ramone Esq.
Thumble Snowglobe
Number of posts: 1985
Registration date: 2008-05-18
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:34 am | |
| Apparently, according to the television machine, California is bankrupt and writing I OWE U's to various vendors and service providers. Will the Michael Jackson Death Parade send the state over the cliff? And what about the rest of my questions? Should I consult wikipedia or oldmanemu?
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'Hmm, looks rabid'-El Delecto
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TinyMontgomery
Will Post For Food
Number of posts: 835
Registration date: 2008-04-28
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:25 am | |
| | Zero wrote: | | Should I consult wikipedia or oldmanemu? |
You could always ask oldmanemu whether you should consult him or wikipedia.
I like it how you always say 'television machine' and don't abbreviate it.
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Eddie
Head Librarian
Gender: Number of posts: 2110
Registration date: 2008-07-30
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:19 pm | |
| LAPD are apparently concerned about the possibility of ritual suicide by particularly grief-stricken fans today, the day of the funeral at Forest Lawn. |
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Uncle Thadeus Ramone Esq.
Thumble Snowglobe
Number of posts: 1985
Registration date: 2008-05-18
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:40 am | |
| | Quote: | | I like it how you always say 'television machine' and don't abbreviate it. |
Just one of my many fine qualities. I would abbreviate it T.M. but I wouldn't want to bewilder anyone.
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'Hmm, looks rabid'-El Delecto
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Uncle Thadeus Ramone Esq.
Thumble Snowglobe
Number of posts: 1985
Registration date: 2008-05-18
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:28 am | |
| In my last hours I would hope that I would have the strength to wander off into the forest, sit leaning against the right type of tree, and make my peace with Lloyd #72.
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'Hmm, looks rabid'-El Delecto
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pswets
Gender: Number of posts: 241
Registration date: 2009-06-18
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:41 am | |
| I'm frequently bewildered, though, to be fair, infrequently by acroyms like T.M. RIP, MJ, I never liked your music. I hope, for all of our sakes, but for you in particular, Heaven doesn't require talent on loan from G d. |
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Uncle Thadeus Ramone Esq.
Thumble Snowglobe
Number of posts: 1985
Registration date: 2008-05-18
| | Subject: Re: Exclusive Casket Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:30 am | |
| The CORONER says that Jackson had pink Tattoos around his eyes and lips. He was a healthy one hundred and thirty six pounds. And that someone shot him up full of nasty nasty drugs.
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'Hmm, looks rabid'-El Delecto
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