Favorite quote from gran:
When my dad (Welsh/German/English) was getting ready to marry my mother (Welsh/Irish/Alsatian), there were some pics of the Irish/Alsation branch going around. Some of grans relatives looked at Papa Hentze (the one with the moustache) and said:
"That man is Jewish."
Gran said:
"I hope he is, it's about time we got some brains in this family."

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I don't do it for the money, babe. I do it to entertain people.-- Susan Boyle